This is Surak, my 2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 500. It gets between 30 and 60 mpg, which makes it a highly attractive alternative to driving my car out here in Granola-land (Southern California). Also, there are motorcycle parking spots right next to my building, so I don't have to trek in from the far reaches of the parking lot.
Zoidberg and Bender are very adamant about wearing a helmet.
Or maybe Zoidberg tries to make off with the bike.